Greetings and welcome.
I’d like to use this post as a formal note of remorse to those of you who recieved the gift from God of cyber navigation and internet utilization, for I am not one of you. My xanga’s lineaments are, for the most part, banal and insipid. I even lack the skills to put a picture of myself on the web, so I substituted a personal photo for a random cat picture that sets the mood of the page. Tragically behind in technology, outsider’s marks on my xanga are still simplistically called “comments” and “eProps.” The idea of a blank backround is fairly appealing though, seeing that the text need not be highlighted to read and it does not have seizurous effects on the brain. I lose xanga premium in three days. Heavens knows what will happen then. My only clues exist within my imagination’s greatest fantasies that range from my computer exploding to men in suits showing up at my door to seize my computer and drag me away.
I do know, for a fact, that I am somewhat impaired from reaching the heights of xanga grandeur. This lies in the fact that I am a male. Females, for some reason, have much more compulsion and ability to use xanga to its fullest potential. Some of this comes from their love of decorating and some from their love of taking pictures. However, one might not expect that it is also genetic. Males recieve one ‘X’ chromosone. On the other hand, females receive two!
Quite clearly you can see the benefit of having two X chromosones to manipulate Xanga for one’s own purposes.
Thus to the xanga intelligentsia, I salute and commend you, especially the guys, for your noble efforts to click your way to xanga stardom. Albeit in the long run it is not only useless, but probably detracting from life’s greater purposes, such as developing a relationship with God, but it’s still cool. Unless of course there is some way to use xanga to grow closer to God. That’s a thinker.
Hmmmm……
I’m done.
