June 29, 2005
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Greetings and welcome.
I’d like to use this post as a formal note of remorse to those of you who recieved the gift from God of cyber navigation and internet utilization, for I am not one of you. My xanga’s lineaments are, for the most part, banal and insipid. I even lack the skills to put a picture of myself on the web, so I substituted a personal photo for a random cat picture that sets the mood of the page. Tragically behind in technology, outsider’s marks on my xanga are still simplistically called “comments” and “eProps.” The idea of a blank backround is fairly appealing though, seeing that the text need not be highlighted to read and it does not have seizurous effects on the brain. I lose xanga premium in three days. Heavens knows what will happen then. My only clues exist within my imagination’s greatest fantasies that range from my computer exploding to men in suits showing up at my door to seize my computer and drag me away.
I do know, for a fact, that I am somewhat impaired from reaching the heights of xanga grandeur. This lies in the fact that I am a male. Females, for some reason, have much more compulsion and ability to use xanga to its fullest potential. Some of this comes from their love of decorating and some from their love of taking pictures. However, one might not expect that it is also genetic. Males recieve one ‘X’ chromosone. On the other hand, females receive two!
Quite clearly you can see the benefit of having two X chromosones to manipulate Xanga for one’s own purposes.
Thus to the xanga intelligentsia, I salute and commend you, especially the guys, for your noble efforts to click your way to xanga stardom. Albeit in the long run it is not only useless, but probably detracting from life’s greater purposes, such as developing a relationship with God, but it’s still cool. Unless of course there is some way to use xanga to grow closer to God. That’s a thinker.
Hmmmm……
I’m done.
Comments (12)
Hah. That may be this post may be the greatest ingenious discovery, for you have just unlocked xanga’s greatest secret. They are trying to utilize the internet as their tool, through xanga, for total world take over. Females being the masters and males being their slaves. Its diabolical. Yet commendable for their efforts.
chew on the truth.
lol u crack me up man
hey phil! my summer is going great!!!!!anyhting beats being in school!!!!!!!!!!how is urs going so far?
Nice post, Do you still go to UALC on sunday nights? I’ve stopped, it’s not what it use to be, but i still go to morning service. Also do you know when 24 hour frisbee football is, I haven’t heard about what time it’s goign to be yet.
Phil, you make me laugh so hard some times. lol…wow!
Exactly. Candles and fire is the easiest way to relate to today’s culture. Well not candles and fire specifically but metaphorically. If you have intresting analogies with life, and make them easy to understand for the less inteligent. Then well, people appreciate you. So i try.
PHIL oh kid i havent seen you in ages i think…yes literal ages
but that book you said you were reading sounds quite interesting. i might actually pick up a book this summer and use my eyes to skim the words back and forth across a page to pick up humorous, interesting, or mind boggling thoughts. and let that jumble around in my head for awhile.
the lord knows i hate to read. it is by far the worst kryptonite.
anyways CYA!
Hey Phil! Thanks for your comment! haha — Dont you know that Wal-Mart shopping is the best!!!! haha Take Care have a great summer! Maybe we’ll have english together again!
hahaha -Jenn
phillip who?
yes on accident….that’s what i’ll tell people
awesome thoughts. As cool as it might be to say I had two instead of one, i’m perfectly happy with my one X.
We should play euchre again, that was fun……especially the part where jeremy and i destroyed you and nathan. haha j/k
peace,
b yates
hey babe!! omg its been forever since ive talked to u. that makes me soooo sad. i love ya kid and this is probably the most interesting and thoughtful xanga entry that ive ever stumbled across!! i love the way ur mind works phil! ur like no other and i mean that in the best way possible!! dont worry i will NEVER make u watch the notebook b/c i NEVER want to see it either! kat tried her best, but i still havent really seen the movie!! phil i miss ya and we definately need to hang out sometime! im going out of town sunday and will be back this thursday so give me a call and we’ll hang! u still have to teach me to play RISK!!! well case u lost it my cell number is 579-6123! call me!
<33333 steph