December 15, 2005
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OMG, is that you?!? IT IS! Hello! So good to see you. Come in, come in out of the cold and have some hot chocolate.
I made the play! Here I am, an ardent disbeliever in evolution and I am cast as Bertram Cates — an evolutionist schoolteacher who is on trial for teaching out of Darwin’s Origin of Species. The irony is priceless.
Mock Trial is also picking up steam — it is going to be intense. Two pschiatric expert witnesses are going to be exciting testimonies.
You know, if there are people in Hilliard who want us to have a school day when snow has presented a possible snow day, they should shovel for it. Play fair and square, none of this snowplowing business. If they really want it that badly that they don’t cancel school on a day where a student driver ends up totaling their car then the shovel’s in the garage, buddy. Salt can be legal, but only table salt. Out of their cupboards.
Bye sillies. [Yoda voice] Things to do, mmm hmm hmm [/Yoda voice]
Comments (7)
the agricultural revolution manifested in england.
i was just kidding phil, but i appreciate the time you took to inform me
they should shovel it, if they want school. I also heard McVey has like a explorer with chains on his wheels. So when he goes driving to see if roads are allright, he’s definately going to say yes. Thats also not fair and square.
also your tagged, go to my xanga.
Wow, that is a wonderful idea… salt, table salt… What about kitty litter? That stuff is monsterous…. imagine, if all the school board members bought a bunch of kitty litter and the kitties didn’t get any little… pee all over their houses… that’s sad…
I didn’t know you could act! That’s excellent news though! Congrats!
philip is a qtpie.
Thank you Phil!! That means a lot : ) And heck yes Christmas break=AMAZING! : )
rumor has it that you are the master of Risk…very intriguing….and yea, i definitely spelled that word wrong