February 13, 2006
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Good evening comrades, pull up a chair, let’s talk about life…
Sometimes I just want to be in a hot air balloon with some snacks and a best friend. Then we can soar over the divine alpenglow and speak of things that can’t be thought of at normal elevation. And we would have lots of pillows too. With feathers. I’ve never had a pillow with feathers.
In midst of a raging debate about abortion, here is what I notice:
Republicans say that you haven’t lived until conception.
Democrats say that you haven’t lived until you are born.
I say that you haven’t lived until you’ve tried Chai Tea.
To me, anyone can be a super hero with just a few supplies from their local CVS pharmacy. To be a super hero, attain the following:
1. An empty utility belt.
2. Silly Putty
3. Plenty of Bouncy Balls
4. Silly String
5. A mask
6. A large supply of painkillers (and a mentality that is ready to overdose)Becoming a super hero after that should be pretty self-explanatory. But if you really need the help: Of course, after fitting on your mask (every super hero has a secret identity), fit your tools into your utility belt. Silly putty is for traveling on walls/ceilings. If you need to blind someone, use the silly string. If you get in a battle with someone, use the bouncy balls, which can easily be retrieved when they are bouncing around. Now you just need a super hero name, an overdose on painkillers, and you are ready to save the world.
Motivational seminars are a waste of money. All you really need is a good view of the sunset.Farewell, good-bye, so long. Just know that I’m watching the same moon as you. Or, for contemporary means, just know that I’m watching the same Daily Show as you.
Comments (15)
I hate cvs. I think that after mentioning that horrible store, you deserve no eprops. You can’t even pull off a matrix move. You carry around this stupid green mug and act like it’s your soul mate. I think you’re pathetic.
I think you’re pathetic, I think you’re pathetic, I think you’re pathetic, I think you’re pathetic, I think you’re pathetic, I think you’re pathetic, I think you’re pathetic, I think you’re pathetic, I think you’re pathetic, I think you’re pathetic, I think you’re pathetic, .. OH well I’ll stop before I take this beyond ‘just kidding’
hmmm interesting…with your posts i never really know what to say after because they are typically really farfetched….I like hot air ballons…i rode in one once and i saw downtown from somewhere and it was interesting….
God Bless
KEvin
Hmmm hot air ballon sounds fun……….Love ya man!
-Alex
sometimes, i get confused.
I am at a loss of words Phil. Because of this 2 eProps. Enjoy.
Phil! I agree…with everything..except the super hero thing…bouncy balls would do you absolutely no good..now whatever those guns that shoot out foam things(this would work alot better if I knew what it was called…)..those would work quite nicely…and Chai Tea is my ABSOLUTE favorite! I LOVE IT! and hot air balloons are amazing and I want to ride in one and then land on a beach and watch the sunset…because sunsets, hot air balloons, and beaches are all amazing…what fun!
You are so random.
And you rock for it.
(And regarding your comment…do you believe that people who don’t know Jesus will all go to hell. Regardless of how good they may have been in life?)
pathetic
oh i like your idea way better…how cool would the stars look if you were flying in the sky?? mmmm
so i feel bad. ej doesn’t really think you are pathetic
i think you should replace the bouncy balls with marbles, so the people slip on them. Also could it be possible to see a sunset forever. If you were in a hot air baloon, keep at a pace to where you moving at the same pace as the sun. So in turn youll be seeing a sunset forever or until you stop.
haha .. sorry!!!
hi phil :O
yea we suck at physics
i love the daily show.
you know, i saw jon stewart live once.
last year.
it was a moment (well, hour or two) that will live on in my mind forever.