February 28, 2006
-
Circle the correct answer.
A. Good morning! B. Good afternoon! C. Good evening! D. Goodnight. E. Merry Christmas!
Excluding Oompa Loompas, there is only one secret society I have failed to infiltrate in my life thus far. Their work is all around us, and their job in America is sacred. They are the people who name streets. Where is this meeting? What people are chosen for such a noteworthy task? I demand answers, but the government keeps on rewiring me to PBS telethons (I always thought PBS was working for the government!). Someday I hope to gain entrance to this group of worthy individuals, for what better dream is there than to name streets? The ideas are endless.
“Shutup And” Drive
“Merge” Lane
“What The Heck Is A” Boulevard
“1337″ Street
“Tennis” Court
After watching a spot of olympics last week I have decided that women’s figure skating is the hardest sport. This is because it’s the only sport you have to perform while dizzy. The Japanese woman who won the gold was spinning for nearly a minute straight….and then she just glides away like it’s no big deal. Don’t tell me skaters are immune to dizziness. She just spun around several hundred times, there’s no way it didn’t affect her. The only way another sport would be equivalent is if they drank a few beers before their competitions, but they don’t, so figure skating is the toughest. People who watch figure skating are always like “Wow! Did you see that triple axle?!” The jumps aren’t the hard part, what you need to realize is that while they are smoothly gliding across the ice the world looks like an earthquake to them. Competing in a sport? Tough. Competing while dizzy? 1337.
If a profession makes good television then I don’t want it. For some reason, professions that have more pressure than a criminal at a polygraph machine make enjoyable television: Doctor, Lawyer, President. Good money and a lot of prestige, but the stress would rip me apart and eat me like a sloppy joe. I’d rather just be a simple and have a job that I can interact with people where I am not responsible for saving their life or winning them $10 million.
Think about things then write them down. Read them later. You will like it. Goodbye. And never forget to appreciate the parents.
The correct answer was E. Thank you for playing.
Comments (24)
The correct answer is D/E.
I think you would be very good at naming streets Phil. And the correct answer is always E…Christmas is the best!
oh Phil thank you SO much for answering my eprop question. But I don’t get it. They never run out, so why not just be nice and give everybody eprops everytime you leave a comment? It’s not like it takes any of your eprops away, and there is no eprop bank, you don’t need a loan and will never be in debt, so whynot?
Oh hello Phil
You have class this period?
Hehe…..
-Alex
dude, that venture thing at ur house was tight, gotta let me know when there’s another one
later, but what if pres. Bush had a reality show, would they try to make the vice pres. like the comic relief with really bad political jokes?
Eh.
Thanks for your prayers man, appreciate it! They are really making a difference!! I know this song, Jars of Clay, this was on the first CD I ever got of theirs =P and the first Christian CD I ever got! Old Skool Jars of Clay rockz
Thanks again,
- Zachary Weber
PS: Lord of the Rings Risk is the best =}~
well, that may be so, but in order to not give some one eprops you have to unclick the button that has the eprops at the top. I was not aware of this button until recently, and I do not thing that I like it much. And eprops have no value, I can not subtract from that.
NO idea brah. lol Sorry
Im not on the rag. I swear. I was last week but that is a different story entirely.
I thought a new and improved profile pic was in need, kait changed it to something odd, thought better to make a completely new one.
Sorry if you’re offended by this horrendous act i have committed. i apologize
B/C. hope alll is well philip
ah i didnt circle them * (B/C) counts as a circle? sure.
Phil…i’m so glad that you finally got a picture on your xanga that could…possibly…be you. whos cat?
all ready for scooby on ice!?
1 comment?! are you crazy, no one gives just one comment, that’s a major slap in the face with nails, dude… sitcom is all urs, only u could make that stuff work…
you remembered 3:28 … haha i love it !
I
love
you!!
Hello again.
LOTR risk = amazing. One of the best games ever.
Sorry phil, I will not get detension anymore. lol
So, please don’t slap me. lol
Take it easy brah’
how about:
“That” Way; “One” Way; “Wrong” Way; “Lois” Lane; “Dirt” Road
i agree that figure skating is amazing, but someday i would like to see an olympic skater spin alot and then stumble away laughing right into a wall
they probably practice at home, spinning around everywhere. mixing their kool-aid by spinning around with it. doing triple axles into bed at night
crazy!?
oh philip. thank you for readihng my whole xanga post. i feel very loved.
Merry Christmas : )
when do you guys do venture. I know joe told me about it but idk where its at or when. I wouldn’t mind going, i liked the youth thing at UALC but it changed as more people left and they changed up how they did it.
Update n00bsor