September 24, 2006
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Yo, yo, yo. What up?
I don’t wear a backpack. I don’t wash my jeans after wearing them once. So, as a way that you can get to know me (eh, not really) I have decided to share with you the contents of the jeans that were lying on my bed, after I transfered what I needed over to my new jeans.
1 School ID
1 memo for a school late start schedule
2 movie stubs (Invincible, Fearless)
1 club card for the Bibliophiles (book club)
1 small podiatric appointment reminder card
4 folded 8×11 inch school related papers
1 business card for the University of Evansville
1 empty package of Wrigley’s Orbit Chewing Gum
10 empty Orbit Chewing Gum wrappers
1 full smashed piece of Orbit Chewing Gum
1 aluminum lining to the Orbit Chewing Gum package
1 receipt from Kroger for 5 bags of Crystal Ice, totaling $4.95
1 school pass to room 106 on 9/21/06 during 7th period
1 folded dollar bill
85 cents in change (3 quarters, 2 nickels, 5 pennies)
5 pencils (4 mechanical, 1 regular)
1 half-sheet for directing freshmen on a scavenger hunt in the media center
1 sheet of fill-in notes for the teaching “Love Always Trusts”
1 sheet on starting a outreach for high schoolers
LintI am wearing other jeans right now that include much more.
Does anyone out there utilize their pockets like I do? This is probably average, I have had much more and much less at my pants at other times.
Peace out.
Comments (7)
My son might give you a run for your money on the pocket contents. He tends to have less variety, but many more writing utensils, and electronic devices. He loved it when I bought him the pants & shorts with the extra cargo pockets. They fit him fine in the store, but when he got home and filled his pockets his pants were around his ankles, and he realized he needed to wear a belt! I think deep down guys would like to carry a purse, but use pockets instead.
i sometimes house small animals in my pockets.
how many pockets do you have?!?!
i see. but you see i have carried a flower in my pocket several times. Guess that beats you, huh?
uhhh saddly… but lets keep this between us… I wear my jeans for a week or two…. maybe… without washing them ^-^ haha… so my pants contain a lot like yours…. but… girls pants are too tight for all those pencils.
But… I’ll check my back pockets just incase.
i enjoy you.
I don’t believe I’ve ever thought about how I use my pockets.
I like this.
sometimes I transport little people in my pockets as well