June 8, 2007

• Thoughts Derived From Daily Life

  Just to let everyone know, I don’t think marriage is like boxing.  Recently I went to a wedding and thought to myself during the wedding that the beginning of marriage looked like a boxing match.   The fact that spouses fighting in marriage is a cultural stereotype just made for a convenient supplement to the joke.  So don’t worry, I do not view marriage at all as a boxing match.

  Why would anyone ever wear mittons?  They are finger prisons. 

  Possibly the most frustrating human experience is being in the presence of pizza while being too full to eat it. 

  We are forced to a point of decision because we are in the position to think about the situation that demands an answer.  I can be a human, and think about being a human at the same time.  I can be the object of my thinking.  I can think about an object, and be the object at the same time.

  History is very mysterious, with the personal lives of most people in other eras being obscure and unknown.  Today the life of the average high schooler is documented using an assortment of devices. Life has gone from being barely and underdocumented, to thoroughly and overdocumented. 

  That’s a funny phrase, “It’s getting to be that time of year.”  Because it’s always a time of year and it’s always getting to be the next time of year.

  On a math test whenever there is an answer “E: None of the above” one should answer E because probabilistically it is probably that one considering it contains an infinite mount of answers compared to the four in answers A through D.  (This was a joke from my friend Joey, made while studying for the calculus test.)

  People view the world according to their own interests.  A glamour queen will see people according to their looks, a genius will see people according to their intellects, and a Christian will see people according to their life before God.

  I think we should install a clock on the face of the moon, so we can see what time it is at night.  Of course, the time zones of the world would have to bid on it to see who could install which time on it.  But it is a large glowing circle in the sky; why not install a face and hands on it so it could serve another purpose?

  ‘Til next time!

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