May 8, 2008
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This sentence is not being exclaimed!
I want to keep a bright-orange vest in my trunk so that if I ever see a traffic light that is broken and no police officer is there yet I can park nearby and direct traffic. Then when the officer arrives I will be like, “Alrighty…you can take it from here. Don’t mention it.”
I don’t really use an ipod because it seems unfriendly…people walking around with them in public are like saying, “I like my music better than you, you…you people!”
Sometimes people call on the phone and ask for some weird name and I am like, “Sorry, you have the wrong number…but we can be friends anyways!” but then the line goes dead. How sad…so many potential friends lost to dropped calls.
I can’t wait to be a dad because then I will be a palindrome. It has been frustrating because since my name is Philip I have been *this* close to being a palindrome for the longest time. And I suppose having a kid will be a plus as well.
Gas prices are getting high. The time has come. Ban NASCAR.
Everyone have a b-e-a-utiful day.
Comments (9)
Haha, you’re hilarious! It is nice to have found your Xanga–I couldn’t find it the other day.
God bless,
~Chad M
Hi, I will be your friend.
I’ll second that motion to ban Nascar.
I don’t really use an ipod because it seems unfriendly…people walking around with them in public are like saying, “I like my music better than you, you…you people!”
XD
I don’t use an ipod because I can never seem to remember to charge it.
I feel very similar to you about iPod. I mean, personally, I were mine to discourage conversations on airplanes and at the gym – so I naturally assume other people are doing the same thing. I never wear then to just “walk about” or when shopping or such, because it seems rude to me. ~ L
You could change your name to Philihp. The second “h” would be silent, of course, Unfortunately, you would only be a palindrome in letters, not in sounds. “Dad” and “Bob” are palindromes in both senses.
Gas prices ARE getting high! What does banning Nascar have to do with lowering gas prices though? Lol unless race-cars use up so much gas that gas has become, like, a cent higher as a result. If anything we should all be driving motorcycles because they don’t use quite as much gas as cars. But then that would lead to more deaths because motorcycles are more dangerous. *Shrugs* Oh well! Guess you have to make sacrifices
. Not really.
Haha
HAHAHA! I love the ban Nascar one!!! WOOO