June 1, 2008
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And so then the saxist goes, ‘Hey listen, I don’t want any treble, man!’
I was at breakfast one morning with some people when I heard a friend say she didn’t want any tea because it would make her teeth yellow. But I drink tea all the time and don’t mind one bit. Sacrificing attractiveness for food seems like a good trade to me. If eating pizza bruised my arms, or if drinking chocolate milk made me look sickly and frail, it would simply not be a problem. I would rather be a bon vivant than an adonis.
Is anyone else out there betting partners with themself? Like if you are heading towards a green light from far away and you whisper, “Ten bucks it turns red before I get there.” I do that all the time. So far I think we’re even.
Hopefully when we get to heaven we gain all knowledge, because I have a lot of bets laid down on things that went down on earth. For instance, I have a ton of money on that there was a gunman on the grassy knoll. And let me just say there had better be life elsewhere in the universe.
Some people say, “Live every day like it’s your last.” But hopefully I’ll live to old age, and will be in bed all day the last day of my life. And that’s just not a practical way to live every day. Or as my friend Mike put it, he would hate to be shot every single day.
Hope everyone has a great day.
Comments (5)
“I would rather be a bon vivant than an adonis.”
*giggles*
Sacrificing food for attractiveness seems like a good trade to ME. =P
(Wait, I realize how that sounds…I’m not anorexic, heh. Sacrificing some good tasting food, I mean)
Actually I don’t like dogs much. I place my preference upon cats!
And no… I didn’t save the frog. That would have involved ME going out into the storm. lol
Wow. Chocolate milk. I have not had that in years.
Chocolate milk is a drink divine. Love it. Makes me feel young and naughty, neither of which I really am. Well . . . maybe. And hey, $100 bucks says that when you get to heaven, you won’t care anymore about stuff down here.
There is such a thing as teeth that are too white. It can look unnatural, and sometimes scary even.