September 11, 2008
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Scientists have made lasers, so why not laser guns? But I suppose we do have them in laser tag; but why don’t the lasers kill us? Oh right—because of the armor.
A piece of male logic: If wearing my clothes makes them dirty, then *not* wearing them must make them clean.
It’s a good thing we don’t become conscious in the womb, because I’m claustrophobic.
I suppose the question “Where do you see yourself in ten years?” would be *pretty* important if one were interviewing to be a psychic.
Whenever I see a police officer walking around, I can’t help seeing his gun and thinking about if I could run up and take it real quick. Then I’m always afraid they will see me staring and realize what I am thinking.
Over the years I have eaten many things off the floor, and am still alive today.
Have wonderful Thursdays, everyone.
Comments (4)
random. you have a great thursday too
Lol. I needed a good laugh today. Thanks.
Rather random, haha.
I think we are conscious in the womb, but we just don’t remember it. Without memories, I think life is meaningless.
And I often wonder the same when I see an officer with a gun.