January 11, 2009
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Sorry I’m late…
I was busy thinking of excuses for being late.
I have the worst luck. Example: one time I was driving on a three-lane street towards a row of traffic lights, and the traffic light above each lane turned red at the *exact* same time.
It’s weird that whenever lightning strikes the earth, there is always someone with a very large camera taking a picture of it.
If we ever find life elsewhere in the universe, the question of long distance relationships will take on an entirely new meaning.
*I* wanted to be a kleptomaniac for halloween. You stole my idea!!
The depth of a friendship is proportional to the amount of steps in the handshake.
It is a good idea to break up by phone, because then if they get emotional and start going off, you can raise your voice as though you’re in a tunnel and start saying, “OK…yeah, OK…we’re breaking up…sorry, we’re breaking up!” *click*
And lastly, a weird paradox: I always unwant to do all things equally, and therefore whatever I do, I am infinitely happy.
Comments (6)
I like the one about breaking up over the phone- i had to laugh like hell at that.
I have surprisingly good luck
Haha! I’m very glad you viewed my xanga. This is the most entertaining blog I’ve ever read.
I agree with the first comment. The break-up bit is hilarious.
Alright, you TOTALLY remind me of an old friend. Your writing style, that is. It’s kind of creepy!
When I say creepy, I mean the resemblance (not your writing style)… you get what I mean.
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Really now. Hmm. I find that interesting, I was under the impression I didn’t have a writing style. Does he have a xanga?