January 27, 2009
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Is it just me, or are there other people?
It is a good thing to sing all the time, because then the transcript of your life will seem like a musical.
If only people with photographic memories could get their minds developed.
Today I rediscovered that my bad memory always wins. Given the reality of that fact, I have to rediscover this quite frequently.
Look at all the confetti we have—this calls for a celebration!
I want my wedding to break into a musical at the vows. Bridesmaids and groomsmen will act as background singers and dancers as my future wife and I break into song to confess our true love.Before you boast about how far you have to drive in the snow to work or school, make sure there are no penguins around:
“Can you believe this weather,” said Bill, sitting down in his desk, “It took me twenty minutes to get here today.”
“Tell me about it,” Darla agreed from her desk, “but the worst part is how cold the steering wheel is,” she finished, shivering at the thought.
Suddenly a nearby penguin chimed in, “I walk seventy miles, and then I stand in the same spot in subzero temperatures for three months.”
Bill and Darla turned to the penguin, stared for a long moment, then quietly returned to their work.Latarrrz people.
Comments (7)
lol I thought they were going to hit the penguin with the car
Good point- the poor cute penguins! I really liked the one about “Today I rediscovered that my bad memory always wins. Given the reality of that fact, I have to rediscover this quite frequently.” I had to laugh like hell. And the first one- where do you come up with these things?
Penguins have biological adaptations that make their time in the cold not so bad for them. I saw on a nature show that polar bear insulation is so effective that they will sometimes sprawl on the ice so they can cool down.
I think this gets points for being the most random blog you have written lately.
hahaha.
@IsaacClarke -
Yeah, but from what I remember the males have some sort of huge whirlpool thing going on so everyone gets to spend time in the middle where it is the warmest. The guys on the outside have to be at least a tad bit frozen to death, it seems. (Have you watched the Planet Earth series? They are awesome).
@angeltears2431 -
lol I’m glad you enjoy. The first one or the title? The title was because I started saying ‘Is it just me…’ to my friends, and I had no planned ending. Thus that came to mind. The first one in the post is because I sing a lot, and I also tend to imagine what the trasncript of my life looks like.
Hahah, the lardy flightless birds.
@StrokeofThought - I was referring to the first on in the post- a musical life would make the day to day more interesting.