April 6, 2009
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Why not just be friendly with strangers
“It is so unrealistic how the bad guys always miss the good guy in movies.”
“It’s totally realistic. If the bad guys had killed the good guy in the middle of the plot, they would have never made a movie about it.”The amount of time I spend thinking does not mean I am smarter than other people; contrarily, it means I am more stupid. For it takes me a lot of thinking to figure things out, while everyone else already knows.
Every book you read will be included in the bibliography at the end of your life. This explains why sometimes I blurt out a number after saying something. “I was at the mall the other day. I have heard that mall attendance is down nationally. Twelve.”
Googlebooks puts books online, but leaves large portions of them out. I read them anyways though, since because of my bad memory, I just tell myself the sections they leave out are the parts of the book I would have forgotten even if I read the full version.
We should build a huge router so that the entire universe gets wireless internet. That way we can meet aliens in chatrooms and talk to them on AIM and play them in computer games. And who wouldn’t love to be part of the Andromeda network on facebook.
When on a road trip, I like to think the world is a treadmill and my car is staying in the same spot.
I will never wear a mask while sleeping, because if I did I would wake up screaming, having forgotten about the mask.
*yawn* Time for a little vacation, be back in the morning . . .
Comments (1)
Haha You are so funny!
I do the whole treadmill thing too…i picture the objects outside moving while i am stationary. Also..when i ride with Papi, a friend’s grandfather, who puts the radio on upbeat classical..i picture the whole word set to this music as we are driving by and it is hilarious. Everyone has a hop in their step and all objects seem to move to the motion of the orchestra. It makes me smile.
Hope you have a good day.