October 5, 2009
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Ignorance disproves the facts
The problem with the border is that New Mexico sounds like a great place to go for a person who lives in plain ole' Mexico. They should rename it something like 'Border Patrol Land' or 'Get Caught' or 'Die.' Then they would say, 'Get your things, we're going to Get Caught! Hmmm . . . actually, on second thought, let's just stay here.'
The key to victory in any war against China will be the capture of General Tso.
I imagine binary scrabble would be quite boring.
I want to make a restaurant where the menu has items on it named "We need a few more minutes" "What do you suggest?" and "I have no idea."
Women must have been very frustrating to hang out with before digital cameras, since in those days 'Oh this is so cute, let's get a picture!' would have required us to pose for several hours.
It would be so cool to have a pillowcase with a picture of the world on it so that when I go to sleep at night I would be like a meteor crashing into it.
Love to you all! Do have a cheerful evening!
Comments (7)
Those are great ideas.
haha, a meteor becoming crashed into earth
This entry was cute. I don't know if the thoughts were original but I laughed.
Haha, "What'll it be folks?" "I have no idea, What do you suggest, and We need a few more minutes. Do the potatoes come as a side dish with that?"
That tickled me. ^_^
~V
I always wanted to found a city and name it "Madness." That way, when airplanes arrived the captain would say "Fasten your safety belts, we are now beginning our decent into Madness."
"I want to make a restaurant where the menu has items on it named "We need a few more minutes" "What do you suggest?" and "I have no idea."
"It would be so cool to have a pillowcase with a picture of the world on it so that when I go to sleep at night I would be like a meteor crashing into it."
LOL. These two made me laugh! Awesome.
Laughed as usual. Thoughtful as always. You're binary scrabble reminded me of this comic: http://xkcd.com/74/