September 4, 2010

• A montage of searabbits

  I have got the sillies.

  One time as a cop a car passed me with a really cute blond in the driver seat.  I pulled the car over for speeding, but everyone in the car started running.  My first time in pursuit on foot as a cop.  I went after the blond, because I didn’t want her to be the one that got away.

  I bet Tolstoy stole lots of toys.

  There was this kid who had just had surgery, his name was Nate.  We wanted to make him happy the night he came home, so we constructed a fort out of blankets and couches for us all to sleep in.  We thought we would have to take it down right away, but our parents actually let us keep it up for two weeks.  Fortunately, our fort night for Nate turned into a fortnight. 

  “So what kind of stock trading do you do?” I asked her, taking a sip of my coffee.  Her lip curled.  “Why would you ask me that?”  she cried as she burst into a fit of tears.  She then hurriedly turned and stormed off, her long hair streaming behind her.

  I want to muster a giggle in my last breath, so people can say I died laughing.

  In fast-forward the moon is winking at us.

  “Watch for fog”.  Oh man, I can’t see anything. Honey, wake up and help me look for fog.

  To ask ‘For here or to go?’ I ask ‘Are you an innie or an outie?’

  Ok, I’m super hungry! I ran into people I didn’t expect to yesterday.  It was awesome! I love that! Ok goodbye.  Those are all the thoughts you get.  haha 

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