Sure being legally blind is bad, but just imagine being illegally blind. Then not only are you blind, but you have to live your whole life on the run from the authorities.
Four out of five experts agree, intelligence is sexy. Many conclude from this that the fifth expert wasn’t intelligent.
I had a planner. All I wrote down was the day I was going to get rid of that planner. That’s all planners are good for.
I’m going to write a book. People will talk about all the symbols in it. Then my epitaph will be: There were no symbols.
The safest place to stay on vacation is at a moatel. The ones with alligators are a little more expensive, but I tend to think it’s worth it.
Sometimes I have deep conversations on the phone at coffee shops because I want to share my life with someone else, as well as with five random strangers around me.
I like taking pills in the morning because it feels like I am entering the Matrix.
I feel a meaningful connection with other people in the elavator. They are the people with whom we rise and fall.
Drowsy time. Goodnight!
Comments (2)
Hehehehehehe!
This was a particularly good one.