Last night I was very afraid because a Cyclops followed me home. Then at the last second it passed me and turned into a car with a headlight out. Even worse than I thought: This Cyclops was a transforming Cyclops.
From what I understand of the situation in Africa, these Ad Libyan rebels are just making things up as they go along.
Recently a light turned on in my car that said ”check engine”. So I popped the hood and took a look. It looked fine. For some reason the light is still on. I don’t know what it wants from me.
I love waking up one minute before my alarm is set to go off. I like to pretend it’s a bomb and that I saved thousands of people by defusing it.
Yesterday my friend Ranalli explained to me why I would be a bad babysitter. He said, ‘They would be crying, and then you would start explaining to them why crying isn’t necessary, and then they would just cry more’.
I think even worse than finding out that you are an adopted child would be finding out your children are adopted. How would you see that coming?
The other day my little brother and I had a ‘what if?’ tea party. A ‘what if?’ tea party is a tea party where you talk about all the ways things could have been. For instance, I asked him ‘What if the Incredibles had been green?’ and he said ‘Then they would have been called the Recyclables’.
And that is a ‘what if?’ tea party.
And now . . . what if I went to bed? And remember, it’s someone’s birthday today!
p.s. I think my official stance as President would be to shorten the calendar year to ten days. That way each of our birthdays would happen a lot more often. This Gregorian thing is simply outdated. Bring on the parties.
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Happy Birthday!