January 21, 2012

• A city of goosebumps

  You walk past someone in the middle of the night and think “Oh gosh, oh gosh, please don’t mug me, oh please don’t mug me…”  But it’s funny because they were thinking the same thing. 

  Unless they mug you.  Then they weren’t thinking the same thing.

  People compare lovers to fish by saying ‘there are lots of fish in the sea’ and ‘she was the one that got away’.  But whenever I go up to a girl at a bar and say “You are a really great fish” they always get mad and walk away.

  Maybe penguins think that humans waddle, and when they do it they are actually making fun of us.  (waddle waddle)  “Hey guys, look at me, I’m a human.” 

  All animals can talk but parrots are the only ones who have been caught by humans – so they covered for it by repeating everything the humans said from then on.  “Hey were you just talking? Hey were you just talking?”

  I saw a sign earlier that said ‘No Littering’ and said ’$500 fine’ right below it.  What a stupid law – how does it make any sense to fine people $500 for not littering?  In any case, I got out of there fast because I didn’t have anything to litter.

  It’s slushy day outside. For once I wish slushy day would be strawberry flavored.  Maybe next time.  Ok bye.

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