July 12, 2012

• Long forgotten cereals

  The first thing I would do as president is make meters accept pennies. And Canadian quarters.

  I’m always afraid of getting stuck in elevators, so I keep a pack of cards with me just in case.

  Some people are really lazy and don’t like walking. In fact they even make parking spaces really close to buildings for these lazy people, designating them by a person sitting in a bean bag chair:

   

  One time I was in a group of people and the leader told us to raise our hands if we were a man. All the other men raised their hands but I thought of the Emerson quote ‘Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist’. Then I became very confused…so I didn’t raise my hand.

  I would make a really bad doctor because I always mix up ‘anecdotes’ and ‘antidotes’. The patient would be groaning in pain and I would be panicked and start saying, ‘So one time I was visiting my sister up in Rochester…’

   

  Right now if I want to take an un-shower all I have to do is drive somewhere in my car.  Which means it’s a great time for a road trip.  Everyone have a super weekend.

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