October 9, 2005
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(Thursday morning at Hilliard Davidson High School. The staff of the building gather in the media center before school for a weekly meeting.)
Mr. Bandow: Thanks for coming everyone, you all know how very important this meeting is. I’m going to go ahead and draw unless anyone has any objections. Anyone? (silence). Okay, then, here I go.
(Mr. Bandow puts his hand in a large bin of pieces of paper, mixes them up for a moment, and then draws one of them)
Mr. Bandow: Ehh, let’s see here. (reading the piece of paper) “Mary Nelson” Any of you know her? (silence)
Mr. Dempsey: Actually I have a nomination. A student of mine, Philip Mendola.
(There are murmurs of agreement around the room. Soon everyone in the room stands up and applaudes the nomination)
Mr. Bandow: Very well then, it seems like everyone agrees. Now that we have selected our student victim of the week, I’ll just remind those of you who have him as a student to give him homework in your class for the weekend. And remember not just some homework, but it must enough to drive him to the point of insanity. Thanks for coming everyone, see you next week.
(The meeting to decide which student shall have homework in every class for the weekend is concluded, and another student spends the weekend in the doldrums)
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Extremely awesome things they are.
Hope you have a great week. Class of 2007 vs. the PSAT. Go team.
Goodnight.
Comments (4)
i don’t get it
Yes, Phil, I’m pretty sure there is venture this week, if not, then someone has relayed the message along the grapevine to everyone yet.
See ya there,Phil, King of Charades.
yay for psat.
Hahaha…. Dude…. I didn’t think you had this xanga… but another one…. I feel pretty dumb…. I like your little story…. I thought you were about to make a pun on the freshmen’s poor luck these days…. that would have been…. insensitive… but its you, you wouldn’t do that. Good luck! PSAT-erific…