January 16, 2006

• Found this Battle Convo from 10 or so months ago.  A must read for Battle noobs, to learn how too make a real pwn call. 

  
  

  LAsym21 (8:25:59 PM): ahh, i love convos like this
  LAsym21 (8:26:17 PM): shall we begin?
  LAsym21 (8:26:34 PM): *phil throws punch, kris’s face is pounded*
  RunninWithJesus7 (8:28:38 PM): lol kris’s face is already pounded to the pounding limit, so know damage is done, Kris runs and kicks Phils risk box, scattering little orcs everywhere
  RunninWithJesus7 (8:29:02 PM): then runs and punches phil in the face
  LAsym21 (8:29:59 PM): *phil uses jedi mind trick to clean up orcs, fires silly string into kris’s eyes*
  RunninWithJesus7 (8:31:22 PM): *kris wipes silly string out of eyes turns into spiderman and uses the silly string (with a a few altercations) as his web, catching phil into a tight net of spider gooze
  RunninWithJesus7 (8:35:01 PM): c’mon phil, whatcha got?
  LAsym21 (8:38:05 PM): *phil sets self on fire in order to rid himself of the web, then realizes he is on fire and jumps in a nearby bathtub, but the bathtub is filled with kerosene in anticipation of the battle happening by kris’s little sister, the house explodes, but due to Mendola’s Law of Centrified Explosions phil is unharmed and kris flies through the air and lands in a neighbors house, consequently kavehs, and lands on the couch next to kaveh, immediately kaveh snaps the picture of the deformed kris and goes to develop it, but kris files a civil lawsuit in protest, and both are sentenced to death because the judge was in a bad mood because his wife had gone on strike for making dinner because the judge broke his promise and ate the last banana, kris and kaveh are set to be killed by electrocution, but instead, they challenge the executioners to a game of halo2, in which the guard beat them handily in and kris and kaveh are forced to wear skirts the rest of their mortal lives, meanwhile, phil laughs as he takes the rest of his kerosene bath and goes onto be famous for the best xanga writer in the world*
  LAsym21 (8:39:08 PM): what now?! what now?!
  RunninWithJesus7 (8:43:39 PM): lol then Kris, whering his skirt, flashed phil, blinding him, in which he is still laying in his kerosene bath, kris quickly makes a trail out of the house with his kerosene he had in his survival pocket knife and lights the trail on fire with Mendola law protected matches, sending Phil up in flames landing in an insane asylum, wher since he flew into it, the nurses assumes he was pysco, locking him up in a padded room with nothing to look at except articles talking about how awsome of a runner Kris Stevens is
  RunninWithJesus7 (8:43:58 PM): proof*
  RunninWithJesus7 (8:44:20 PM): that was your flaw, going back to your bath
  LAsym21 (8:45:11 PM): eh, i knew that would be the end of me
  RunninWithJesus7 (8:45:41 PM): lol, or we can hop in my time machine (which is on my survival pocket knife) go back in time, and call it a truce
  RunninWithJesus7 (8:45:53 PM): skirts make my hips look big
  LAsym21 (8:46:19 PM): and insane asylums makes my but stick out
  LAsym21 (8:46:22 PM): truce
  RunninWithJesus7 (8:46:26 PM): lol truce
  RunninWithJesus7 (8:46:32 PM): until we meet again

  
  

   

  
  

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