June 30, 2006

  • Hello!


    Red light cameras have begun to be installed at intersections around Columbus.  These cameras snap pictures of your car when you are running a red light.  This is a warning.  If you are about to run a red light make sure to smile!


    Kait: Does anyone have any contact solution?
    Me: I have a solution to contacts.  It’s called glasses.


    I wonder what happens when you put sleeping potion in coffee.


    As gas prices soar and scientists research new forms of renewable energy, our nation nervously approaches the future.  Everyone is worried: what happens when we run out of petroleum?  Well, my friends, I don’t believe that is the issue.  The real crisis we need to be worried about is what happens when we run out of scratch.  Scratch, my favorite ingredient, is at risk of disappearing within 10 years.  My grandma used to make some great jello from scratch.  My mom used to make bread from scratch.  When was the last time you ate something made from scratch?  …What? You can’t remember?  That’s because the scratch is running out. 


    I’ve got to be running along!  Goodbye. 

Comments (7)

  • well phil, just last week I made cookies from scratch. It was quite the adventure since scratch is so rare but i must admit it was well worth the extreme added effort

    -Kaitlyn

  • i have a solution to conserving petroleum, its called public transportation;trains, buses, street cars, and subways. we also should walk more and use bicycles for smaller distances. it works in europe why not america? i can tell you why, for every young american getting your license and your own car is a right of passage, and so does the waste of gas along with it. i say trains from columbus to cincinatti and cleveland maybe. more bike trails, and benefits for using public transportation

    but im only a dreamer

  • You are funny. I havent seen scratch in a while.

  • Oh jeez.. We can’t start from scratch after that.. That sucks… uh…where do we go when we run out of that? haha..hummers might as well have their own gas stations nowadays..

  • Hey hows your summer been? My mommy makes lote of things from scratch.  Every Tuesday she makes a meal and she calls it the Shit found in her Kitchen, keep beleiving that scratch wont ever run out.  And to the gas situation.  I think we need to invest more goverment money on hydro-cars, electronis, and solor.  Hey the suns not going anywhere, well at least not for a while.  OH and if you ever want to come over and a have a meal from scratch its every tuesday night!   The paper on my theory of life will come, any little thing can change it and some things have. But i promis you can be the first to read it!

    -Lindsay

  • At comfest last weekend, one of the stages was solar powered. It worked well, even on the first day which was very cloudy.

    Obviously technology is the answer to the scratch shortage. If we research in more, better, boxes, we can easily overcome the scratch shortage. In fact, I make most of my meals from a box.

  • i’m glad that you have high hopes for summer, as well. i truly hope you have a fantastic summer, since it’s like our last summer! are you taking media arts next year? i really hope so! talk to you again soon.

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