November 28, 2007
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Shotgun of Thoughts
If I say ‘my head is killing me!’, indicating some kind of extreme headache, and then I end up dead, is that homicide or suicide? Medical experts have dodged this bullet of ambiguity and settled on the neutral phrase of ‘natural causes.’
Whenever I go somewhere with a large crowd, I think I should dress up like Waldo.
There are two dogs in the house where I’m living: a male dog that has a high, shrill bark and a female dog that has a low, growly bark. They must be so embarrassed.
“No one asked you!” If everyone had to be asked to speak, no one in the world would speak at all.
It must be terribly hard to not lust in Spanish speaking countries, because in places like those you can lust after tables, or chairs, or fruit! About half of their objects are females!
I hate mist; it’s half-hearted rain. I say to the sky, ‘If you’re going rain, then just do it already.’
Comments (8)
Lol, I think I may actually start using the phrase “dying of natural causes” instead of “my head is killing me.” That is truly hilarious.
…If you were complaining that your head is killing you, then it would be against your will and probably be considered homicide.
Some really funny thoughts … I seem to think about the same things. Mist?? That is Satan’s way of ruining my hair for the day!!
Interesting thoughts…. What if I said .. “if looks could kill”.. is that a homicide too???
I like mist. It’s deffinitly better then having it rain with the sun out, or having a really cold, windy day with no snow.
RYC: To get something like this
Consumerism and Christianity–Sept 2007
You write
Anything between the and the will be a link. Anything after the </a> will be regular text (like the date)
Hrm, it seems no HTML will appear, even if it’s invalid. All right, I’m going to replace all the angle brackets with parenthesis. Just replace all the > with )
To get something like this
(a href=”http://www.xanga.com/ChrisRusso/613934919/consumers-vs-community.html”)Consumerism and Christianity(/a)–Sept 2007
You write
(a href=
followed by the URL of the post you want, in quotes. Close the bracket.
)
Then write the title of your post
Consumerism and Christianity
And after the title, put
(/a)
Anything between the (a href=”http://www.blahblahblah.com> and the (/a) will be a link. Anything after the (/a) will be regular text (like the date)
The final result will look like:
(a href=”http://www.xanga.com/ChrisRusso/613934919/consumers-vs-community.html”)Consumerism and Christianity(/a)–Sept 2007
i hate when that happens!
planners are overrated
and yes, admissions offices obviously love to toy with my emotions