It does a man no good to be sober if he forgets that he is sober. That is the predicament I found myself in last night as I agreed, dismissive of my natural inclination on the matter, to come with three of my good friends on a late night excursion by foot through some wheatfields to an abandoned house. I had been there before and thought that I could handle it again without letting my sanity escape me or my imagination get the better of me.
First I should tell you that I am the most frightenable person you will ever meet. I can't watch movies that portray scary realities because I find it impossible to deny that they're really happening while watching them, no matter how hard I try. Besides that, it is difficult for me to rationally account for why anyone would ever want to watch a scary movie, or anything scary, since fear is instrinsically a negative emotion. People tell me it is for the adrenaline rush. I can tell you that I have gotten an adrenaline rush many times while near the end of running a race and I am passing people, but during such times I have never thought, "If only I was under the indelible impression that a demon was about to eat my soul right now, that would make this so much better."
The point is that my friends are all much more daring than myself, and I was in everything following their lead. Except for when the primary leader of the sojourn, Matt, told us to run across the first wheatfield and I took off running for about five minutes until I hit the treeline, and then had to wait for ten minutes for the rest of them to arrive. Apparently we didn't have to run the whole way, but they didn't tell me that.
Somewhere along the way plans changed from going to the abandoned house I was familiar with to finding a new abandoned house that Matt thought was somewhere in the area. We passed over a bridge through the treeline into another wheatfield where there didn't seem to be a house or road anywhere around. Onwards we marched, through harvested wheatfields, quietly talking to each other while intermittently craning our necks to view the canvas of stars above. For some reason Cory and Alex, my other two companions, walked a good deal slower than Matt and me and eventually were several hundred meters behind. In the lead, Matt and I chatted while approaching a large copse on the far side of the wheatfield we were traversing.
Closer and closer we came, and larger and larger the treeline of the copse grew. This was where Matt speculated was a building that would be of interest to juveniles late at night. Our eyes had adjusted to the dark, but the trees we approached were an exception, providing a pitch black outline against the background of the more luminous sky and fields. We walked towards it at an angle, and were staring at it for signs of any sort of stable structure just beyond the trees. Sure enough, while walking along and scanning the treeline, our eyes sketched the outline of a building just beyond the trees. It was still rather uncertain, though, since all our eyes were picking up were a few vague contours amidst a dark tangling mess of trees. We didn't know if our eyes were actually detecting something or not.
We were finally right by the treeline, and we stopped to digest what exactly it was we were looking at. Sure enough, as we stood there not one, but several buildings seemed to loom in the darkness on just the other side. Matt had not expected this, and struck a chord of anxiety in him suddenly. His consternation shipwrecked my composure as well, since in this whole adventure I was basically dogmatically relying on the confidence of my cocksure friends. While Matt and I let our fear swell, Cory and Alex arrived and joined us in our apprehensive fear while staring at the huge structures lurking in the shadows.
I outlined the continuum of options to add some clarity to the thoughts of my capricious friends. The worst case scenario is that the houses were filled with demons ready to destroy our souls. The next worse scenario is that there were people sleeping in these buildings. The best case scenario is that they were empty.
It was when they began marching determinedly towards the buildings, with irrational yet insatiable curiosity in hand, that I realized the whole thing wasn't worth it. It was like I was a young child who had just realized it was not worth the candy to have gone with the stranger in his car. Completely unaware of my sobriety, I followed them timorously into the copse, the four of us cautiously advancing like ships into a thick midnight fog. As we got closer the buildings gained more concrete shape, yet remained dark and mysterious. In this case, realizing the fullness of the situation did not help—rather, just the opposite. There ended up being five buildings, each partially blending in with the trees all around them. There were several derelict barns, a few sheds, and a house with caution tape over the door. Between them all was a clearing where the four of us stood, spinning around in awe at them all, like the four hobbits at Weathertop before the wringwraiths came to kill them and take the ring from Frodo. I had picked up a large stick in anticipation of the wringwraiths emerging at any moment from the abandoned and broken-down barns, but the problem was the lack of a Strider.
'Why am I here?' was the question repeating in my head, as though asked by a child who has a point to an idiotic adult. From within the copse we could see the stars overhead, but any comfort normally provided by them was overriden by the eerie site immediately surrounding us. I felt like the U.S. in the cold war, imminent death a mere moment away, only I didn't have any nukes. What a fright it was to look at those buildings deep in the night! Such gloom, such deathly facades, such hidden evil stirring amidst them all. Reality's nature had changed from good to bad while we dwelt amidst these threatening edifices, like we had stepped onto a planet where the air was heavy with evil.
All the happiness had fled from my soul—there had to be dementors around. The problem was that under such anxiety there was no guarantee of a patronus.
At first we couldn't handle it and darted for the border once again. But my friends were intent on not 'wasting' the opportunity. We circled around and found that the copse went all the way around, occupying the wheatfield like a random island of trees. They headed back in, myself following and trying to psyche myself out of fear by saying crazy things to my friends. Matt declared that we had to go into the house, prompting me to protest somewhat hysterically, "No, no, no! We are not doing this! The purpose of life is to obey Jesus, and then he'll raise us from the dead!" to which Matt sardonically riposted, "Yeah, but you gotta die first."
We entered the house. The floors were soft and felt like they were going to cave in. Random trash and household objects were everywhere, the wallpaper was coming off. Everything was old, broken down, and I kept thinking everywhere I looked I thought I was about to see a deathly face staring at me. The air was thick with dirt. Before reentering the copse we had discussed being murdered, and I told them the guy waiting to kill us hadn't yet because he wanted to make sure we were trapped in the house first. Why I explicated such logic wasn't altogether clear to me, but even less clear was why I had cornered myself in the house with my friends after doing so. Being consumed with fear is a sort of catch-22, since logic dictates a person to escape from what it is they fear, and yet the very experience of fear cripples a person from doing so.
Despite the fact that coyotes had begun barking in the distance, Alex and Matt investigated the swarthy barns as well. Cory and I waited for them in the clearing, and I told Cory that if I was about to die that my last word would be my xanga password, which led to a relieving discussion about the Seinfeld episode where George won't tell a man his ATM password to save the man's life. Apparently one of the barns was terrible, with all sorts of surreal things like corn hanging from the ceilings and large tarps covering broken machinery. After what seemed like an eternity of high-strung anxiety and the sensation that my life's end was nigh, we left the premises.
One paradox of desire is when a person is in a state of intense pain, and then once out of the situation they are not as infinitely happy like they thought they would be. The paradox held true, since though I knew I was relieved to be away from that horrendous place, I was not gleaming with joy like Scrooge on Christmas day.
Once home with Alex I looked it up on google earth to get an idea of where we had been. It is literally just a group of abandoned buildings in a small copse in the middle of a sea of surrounding wheatfields. I did find something in the house that had a date from the 1950s on it, which also helped clarify things a little bit.
My friends think it is in a way fulfilling in life to go on adventures such as these; I am not altogether sure the Apostles would have thought it important. It could perhaps be symbolic of the fact that we must confront evil, and act on uncertainty. After all, we are all betting our lives on our assumptions. As for fear, I think it was Nietzche who coined the phrase, 'That which does not kill me will only make me stronger.' Was he never punched in the face? Fear, I maintain, is nothing more than a negative emotion, good for nothing. Like an insult, it just makes you feel bad and hopefully you can forget it. FDR didn't have it quite right either; I don't fear fear, I hate fear. Some people say there is a good reason to want to be scared, but I'm afraid that's just not the case.
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