Sometimes a person may be perpetually frustrated with no apparent reason why. I have a theory for why this might be.
There are times when a person will tell themself to remember something and then promptly forget it immediately, or say "I'll do that next," and then not do it. Later, they will feel uneasy, as though something is wrong but they don't know what. A mysterious "something" is lurking in the background of their mind, but it remains incognito. In fact, they aren't even aware that the feeling has anything to do with something they forgot. The theory is that over time, instances like this accumulate to the point where a person is endlessly perturbed, and they have no idea why. Eventually they are slowly wheeling their cart down an aisle of the grocery store, and their head explodes. "And that's why, little Timmy," the mother told her child as they wheeled past the body and exploded head, "you need to have a to-do list." Makes sense to me.
Moving onward...
Is it possible to imagine your entire life like it is a movie? So that wherever you are, you are viewing the current scene through a third-person point of view, from a corner of the room, or another angle? I think that would be pretty neat, because then it would be like you are controlling one of the characters. It's always so frustrating to watch a movie and a character does something completely counterintuitive. Like in Signs when the guy is like, "I locked one (an alien) in the pantry," and I'm just yelling at Mel Gibson, "Don't go in the house!! Don't go in the house!! ... DANGIT!" That movie, much to the surprise of everyone, freaked me out.
I had a lot of violent dreams this morning. I was even one of Ghengis Khan's horsemen roving across hillsides in search of war. But it gets weirder. My fellow horsemen and I got beat by the French. They way outnumbered us, though, so I suppose their victory was inconsequential to their ethnicity. One of my other violent dreams, where I was in a garage that was separated from another garage several hundred yards away by a deep body of water, gave me some good ideas for making a board game. The other garage charged us with lots of rowboats and I was the only one on my team throwing grenades at them, several of which were duds, so we lost that one too. Sometimes I think dreams happen to remind us of all the worlds we could have been created in but weren't.
My oh my. This is far longer than I expected. Have a swell evenin' kids!
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