December 13, 2008
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“Am I asking this question to you or to myself?”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Be quiet! I wasn’t talking to you.”I’m addicted to having everything in perfect moderation!!
“You can’t do that! It’s against the rules.”
“Oh I’m sorry, is there a rule that says you can’t break the rules?”“What about you? What do you think.”
“Oh, I am definitely for voting.”“Sir, a starter? Perhaps a salad?”
“Oh, no thank you. I don’t eat anything vegetarian.”This is the first real fake thing I am going to do.
If I changed completely everything would be totally different.
I am timing how long I am going to be timing for. Seventeen seconds, a new record!! Let’s try again. Ugh..45 seconds, that one was bad.
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Haha..sorry, this stuff makes me laugh. Which is really too bad, because then I laugh to myself and people are like “What’s the joke!!” and if I tell them they find out it’s not that funny.
Comments (4)
LoL, sound seven better in my head.
Perhaps I wasn’t supposed to get these, but I do find some of them pretty funny.
Timing how long you’re timing, a rule on rules..
haha these were great.
Ahahahah! Seriously, where do you get this stuff? Do you wander around and collect these oddities up all day as you think of them?