January 7, 2010
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Beware of self
Wow, I am such an idiot.
So on Tuesday I was climbing into my bed to go to sleep at six A.M. Since I have school, the stupidity in this story should already be apparent. So I'm sitting in my bed and I think that if I fall backwards my head will land directly on my pillow. However, instead I start to fall back and my head slams immediately into the wall. Apparently I was not where I thought I was on my bed.
More bad news for my head. Yesterday I was in line at the cafe, and I dropped something. I leaned down to get it and rammed my head into the glass case over the bagels and muffins. "Oh whoops," I mutter, as though the stupidity was blood now leaking out of my mouth. What do you say in that situation?
Then later in the evening while standing in a circle I was told to stand facing counterclockwise twice. I failed both times. I even thought about it beforehand.
After the circle incident, I went shopping. While shopping I was talking to Dave saying, "You know, grocery shopping is so much cheaper than going out to eat. I know this. But usually I go out to eat because I think 'Whenever I go shopping, it costs like $50. When I go out to eat, it's only $5. Why spend all that money then? Going out to eat saves so much money!' You know why Dave? Because I'm an idiot."
I thought about writing this xanga yesterday after that. But I got lazy. Then this morning I wrote someone an email, because they had asked me to send them a document. I wrote a paragraph in the email saying that I have been busy, and that I am sorry I hadn't sent it earlier. Then I sent the email. Hours later I think about the email and realize . . . did I even attach anything to it? No, I didn't, did I . . . I just sent them an email saying sorry for not sending it, without even sending it. Did I really do that? Sure enough, that was what happened.
That was about five minutes ago. I decided such stupidity should not go unrecorded. I actually do that email one quite often. I think I sent someone four emails once, all saying 'Whoops . . . I forgot to send it last time' and I only actually remembered to include it the fourth time.
Even when I signing into my xanga, I wrote "xanga.com" in the username box. I am afraid of myself today. What am I going to do? Am I going to cook something in tupperware in the oven? Pull a fire alarm when I notice an employee doing a bad job? Say anything other than "Amazing!" when a girl asks how she looks? Buy a mac? Be late for class because of being distracted by a book on punctuality?
The possibilities are endless. Let's hope I—and everyone I come into contact with—make it out alive.
Comments (10)
Don't die... it's not worth it.
"the circle incident"
heheh.
It would be amazing if a punctuality book caused you to be late.
Heh heh. Good luck.
I can't do clockwise/counterclockwise to save my life. Ugh.
i've so had days like that...
it will pass.
All those things Do sound rather disastrous except for buying a mac.
It's always weird how when I have "off days" like you're describing, I feel betrayed by my own brain. I don't understand what causes such revolt. I'm usually in utter bewilderment, "Brain! You know better! I don't understanddddd!"
Like an outer body experience, while trapped in your own body?
Just think about the less fortunate people who don't even have something to record. -_-
Martha
Definitely one of those days...! It's cool you have the presence to remember all this stuff. When I have a day like yours, it's all I can do to erase it from my frame of mind. You've given all of us your readers a laugh, so have one more laugh yourself, then on you go!