Yesterday I saw bubble bath fluid in the store, but I didn’t buy any. Someday I think I will buy some as a celebration. If nothing comes up to celebrate, then I will buy it in celebration of the fact that ‘Today is the day I will buy bubble bath fluid’.
I imagine cricket comedians must have a hard time gauging audience reactions to their jokes.
If I were a police officer busting a college party, I would walk in the door with a balloon and then right after popping it with a needle yell, “OK people, party’s over!”
I wish my shower was set up so that while the room was dark, it would lightning occasionally. Then would come the soundtrack of thunder, and showering would become even more of a deeply existential experience.
My confidence as a musician was down, so I began scheduling concerts in venues with standing room only. Now I get standing ovations after every show.
You’re either disemboweled or full of yourself.
Cynics are people who think Finding Nemo didn’t actually happen. I am not a cynic.
In other news, today has never happened before either, so live loud and big. Bye for now!
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*giggles* Your random posts always make me laugh.
What instrument do you play?
p.s. I LOVE THE EMPERORS NEW GROOVE!!!
i totally dig the shower/thunderstorm idea.
@christin0 -
Only but of course; you would definitely like Emp’s. Sometimes I find people who don’t like it that say,
“What’s the big deal? Is it really that good a movie?”
And then I say, “Ya. Doi. It’s awesome. You’re the only one who doesn’t seem to be with the program . . . EH, PA-CHA?”
My little brother and I compete to see who can fit more Emp’s quotes into real life. Because of that The Emperor’s New Groove is pretty much always going on at our house.
@casmarie -
I don’t actually play an instrument. If I did I would like to play the guitar, and then one day I might actually use that ploy to boost my confidence.
hahahaha! i love when Kuzco first realizes that he’s a llama and clacks his hooves because he thinks he’s wiggling his fingers and then his eyes bulge out cuz he freaks out ahahhahaha
@StrokeofThought -
I quote this movie regularly. Sometimes to myself. Like today I laughed at least a half dozen times while walking around the top floor of Barnes & Noble saying, “Break it down, you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany.” Classic.
@Dominic_Ville -
Haha! Yessss . . .*highfive*
On Saturday I went to a wedding and at the reception I had to sit by adults. I got tea, and told them I liked it because you can have tea parties, but you can’t have coffee parties. One of them said, “Yes, I suppose that’s true. Coffee is much more something you have for dessert.”
So I said, “Ha! Like in Emperor’s New Groove.
‘What about dessert?’
‘I suppose we have time for dessert.’
‘And coffee?’
‘Alright, a quick cup of coffee. THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB.’”
Then they all just stared at me for a few moments. “You guys have never seen The Emperor’s New Groove, have you?”
They all shook their heads. It was tragic. And that was right at the beginning of dinner, so I had to wipe it from my reference cache for the rest of the meal.