January 6, 2011

• I wear blankets as capes

  Some galaxies collide with other galaxies and all I can think is, that is going to be a huge insurance mess.

   

  Long-term thinking? Who does that?  Not people who are happy, let me tell you that.  You think children do much long-term thinking?  No.  And they’re some of the happiest people on the planet.

   

  I had an enemy once, but we never understood each other so we thought we were great friends.

   

  Someone told me I was too self-conscious so I became a Buddhist.

   

  I wish I could crash study for the dentist by just brushing really hard the night before.

   

  After several years he realized that I had been making fun of him the whole time.

   

  We talked so much that all possibility of communication was thoroughly lost.

   

  I wouldn’t like using a roller backpack on campus, because every now and then I would forget what I was doing and think that I had missed my flight.

   

  I feel like a misanthrope whenever I use the self-checkout. “I don’t need help from you, you, you PEOPLE!”

   

  It’s snowing, and I love life and friends! Be extraordinary! So long!

  • 7:30 pm
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