May 27, 2011
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My Meyers-Briggs is PHIL
Some people donate their bodies to science when they die. When I die I want to donate my body to a sacrificial cult. That way I know I am definitely saving at least one person.
Whenever I see a cop anytime after not stopping quite completely at a stop sign, I freak out. Somehow I assume he has infinite knowledge, and I start sweating and thinking, “He knows!! HE’S ONTO ME!!”
Whenever it rains people have umbrellas to keep water from getting on them. So apparently water is the enemy. But then they drink up tons of water. Now there’s a trojan horse scenario if I ever saw one and they just chugged it on in.
I am going to invent a character who solves crime through texting. His name will be Jones. Detextive Jones.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
n e ways guys, g2g. cime 2 solve. lol
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Why won’t Xanga let me rec this?! GAH!
Maybe I can share my comment and thus spread the wondrous quirks of your mind. The privatized mail industry idea is something Douglas Adams would have been proud of, methinks. haha
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Ok Deep Post! Very right forward!!
hehehehe!Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg1ckCkm8YI
This is also what convinced me that Iphones are actually inhabited by tiny bits of pure evil, evidenced by the sudden black “poof” in the middle of it. Enjoy!
[When people accidentally gently touch me and then apologize, I don't forgive them.]
That’s pretty great. That’s a great response to those of us who never apologize. For anything.
I loved this
Lol! “Detextive Jones,” privatized mail, evil rain, invisible cameras…this is golden lol. These kinda remind me of things I myself think.
This made me smile.
LOL This made me smile, for real. Invisible camera– sheesh, you’re not just a moody, broody PHILosopher, you’re a moody, broody and occasionally humorous one!
jk, sort of. These thoughts are really funny.