Some people donate their bodies to science when they die. When I die I want to donate my body to a sacrificial cult. That way I know I am definitely saving at least one person.
Whenever I see a cop anytime after not stopping quite completely at a stop sign, I freak out. Somehow I assume he has infinite knowledge, and I start sweating and thinking, “He knows!! HE’S ONTO ME!!”
Whenever it rains people have umbrellas to keep water from getting on them. So apparently water is the enemy. But then they drink up tons of water. Now there’s a trojan horse scenario if I ever saw one and they just chugged it on in.
I am going to invent a character who solves crime through texting. His name will be Jones. Detextive Jones.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
n e ways guys, g2g. cime 2 solve. lol
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